Love to all.

There are few people in this world who, by applying a fraction of their mental powers, could turn me into a cinder. From a distance. Any distance. Tracy Lynn is one of those people. So, having been tagged with a meme, I can do nothing but comply.

1) What were you doing 10 years ago?
I was two years into owning my own company. It was the dot.com era, and things were hoppin’. I was also hiding pints of vodka in my desk at work and my drawers at home. I was smoking two packs a day. I lived in Brooklyn, NY. Carter was alive. I only had one child.

2) What are five tings on my to-do list for today?
- Call IKEA to have them move the delivery for my new office furniture from 7-11 to 9-1.
- Try and recruit some excellent NYC actionscript coders
- Watch tasteful lesbian pornography
- Secure general liability insurance for the new office.
- Visit the pharmacologist about changing ADHD meds, ’cause Focalin sucks ass.

3) Snacks I enjoy.
Cheese. Oranges. Ice cream sundaes. Raw vegetables. Maggie.

4) Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
First, I’d call my AA Sponsor. Then… I’d add one bedroom and one bathroom to our house. I’d buy a Miata. I’d buy an apartment for my brother-in-law, and pay for my nephew’s college. (My brother is rich enough to pay for my nieces’ college, and even if here wasn’t, he’s too much of a dick to accept the help.) I’d buy a house in Vermont on 5 acres or more of land. I’d buy an apartment in NYC, right on Central Park. Then, I’d sit down really carefully and think about how I can best do good in the world. Oh. I’d also get my own radio show somehow.

5) Three of my bad habits.
- I have a really messy desk.
- I tend to make whatever joke I think of (unless kids are around).
- I sometimes bite my nails. Ick.

6) 5 Places I have lived.
- Highland Park, NJ
- Chappaqua, NY
- New Bunsick, NJ
- Bridgewater, NJ
- Brooklyn, NY

7) 5 jobs I have had.
- Busboy
- Waiter
- Relocation Liaison for AT&T
- Mickey Mouse
- Serial Entrepreneur

5 Bloggers that I want to know more about.
As much as I hate to risk the wrath of Tracy Lynn, I’m gonna stick to my guns and not tag anyone. PLEASE DON’T HURT ME.

Love to all. Even you, the ever-so-tempting mom I ran into.

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