I’ve only sent flowers to a client on one occasion. The following is the IM transcript of the explanation for, and result of, that action. I am on the right. My recruiter is on the left.
Love to all. Even you, the kid who ended five consecutive sentences with the word “yo.”
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You are sick, yo! LOL!!!
Also and again…I love your spam!!! that this got picked up by a Gardening Tips scraper is utterly and perfectly awesome.
That…that, my friend, was BRILLIANT.
Dead flowers are a GREAT gift. After all, there’s nothing to worry about when you get them.
Unless you include the water getting all moldy and stuff.
If you think about it, all cut flowers are dead from the moment they are cut.
Not to get all morbid about it…
I read all about it on this great website “Gardening Tips and Products”…
Damn, all those who ever sent me those dreadfully dead flowers must have read “Gardening Tips & Products”. They should switch to Field & Stream…not…I’d get dead fish then.
Note to self - dead flowers make the perfect gift for the vendors who bitch for thirty minutes solid about imagined grievances. Can I substitute tears from lonely babies crying in their cribs at an understaffed daycare? Yo.
That’s gnarly yo!
How do you come up with this shit? Brilliance!