Comments on: I don’t send her flowers.

By: Chickie

Chickie — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:53:15 +0000

How do you come up with this shit? Brilliance!

By: ITS

ITS — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:33:16 +0000

That’s gnarly yo!

By: DCup

DCup — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:11:18 +0000

Note to self - dead flowers make the perfect gift for the vendors who bitch for thirty minutes solid about imagined grievances. Can I substitute tears from lonely babies crying in their cribs at an understaffed daycare? Yo.

By: Themom

Themom — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:32:06 +0000

Damn, all those who ever sent me those dreadfully dead flowers must have read “Gardening Tips & Products”. They should switch to Field & Stream…not…I’d get dead fish then.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:17:45 +0000

If you think about it, all cut flowers are dead from the moment they are cut.

Not to get all morbid about it…

I read all about it on this great website “Gardening Tips and Products”…

By: renn

renn — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:37:55 +0000

Dead flowers are a GREAT gift. After all, there’s nothing to worry about when you get them.

Unless you include the water getting all moldy and stuff.

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:26:45 +0000

That…that, my friend, was BRILLIANT.

By: Not Fainthearted

Not Fainthearted — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:14:19 +0000

You are sick, yo! LOL!!!

Also and again…I love your spam!!! that this got picked up by a Gardening Tips scraper is utterly and perfectly awesome.

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I don’t send her flowers. | Gardening Tips and Products — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:41:59 +0000

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