I’ve only sent flowers to a client on one occasion. The following is the IM transcript of the explanation for, and result of, that action. I am on the right. My recruiter is on the left.
Love to all. Even you, the kid who ended five consecutive sentences with the word “yo.”
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March 28th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
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March 28th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
You are sick, yo! LOL!!!
Also and again…I love your spam!!! that this got picked up by a Gardening Tips scraper is utterly and perfectly awesome.
March 28th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
That…that, my friend, was BRILLIANT.
March 28th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Dead flowers are a GREAT gift. After all, there’s nothing to worry about when you get them.
Unless you include the water getting all moldy and stuff.
March 28th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
If you think about it, all cut flowers are dead from the moment they are cut.
Not to get all morbid about it…
I read all about it on this great website “Gardening Tips and Products”…
March 28th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Damn, all those who ever sent me those dreadfully dead flowers must have read “Gardening Tips & Products”. They should switch to Field & Stream…not…I’d get dead fish then.
March 28th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Note to self - dead flowers make the perfect gift for the vendors who bitch for thirty minutes solid about imagined grievances. Can I substitute tears from lonely babies crying in their cribs at an understaffed daycare? Yo.
March 29th, 2008 at 2:33 am
That’s gnarly yo!
April 1st, 2008 at 8:53 pm
How do you come up with this shit? Brilliance!