At my company, we have webcams. It’s a policy:
After thirty calendar days of employment, you have the option of a spot on the Cams page. You don’t have to have a webcam. It’s totally up to you. However, if you choose to have a webcam, it must be updated once a day, and the image should have a timestamp. You don’t ever have to be in the image. That’s up to you. No obscenity allowed.
I used to have the best webcams in the company. No longer.
Even when I go slapstick, my not-so-new employee always manages to be funnier and more interesting than me.
Today’s example:


Now, I think it’s a sign of great maturity that I’m able to gracefully accept that I’m no longer the leader in webcam silliness. Although… maybe… with a bit more broccoli, I can win back the title.
Lucky boss, me.
Love to all. Even you, the guy who talks down to people if he thinks he can get away with it.
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November 28th, 2007 at 11:49 am
What a kick-ass place to work! Seriously!
November 28th, 2007 at 11:59 am
I think silliness at work is ESSENTIAL to a good environment. Do you have any use for an English teacher-type?
November 28th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
you pulled a lurker out with this one…. what on earth do you use webcam’s for at work!?!?!?
November 28th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
NFH: It usually is, I’m happy to say. Usually.
Chili: Oh, man. There are SO many good and completely inappropriate responses to that question. By the way, my management philosophy is “silliness through structure.”
Tori: Well, Hi! We only use them as a kind of vibe-marketing. Folks like seeing who they’re dealing with, and the cams make us a little more friendly and accessible and, hopefully, interesting.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I say don’t give up the title without a fight!
November 28th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Mrs. Chili: so nice that Richie is a gentleman, eh? oy!
November 28th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
If you keep eating the broccoli, they won’t need a webcam. They will need gas masks!
November 28th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
You have a “management philosophy” I truly love. I am sure morale problems would not be an issue. Slow down on the broccoli…brings back memories of when I almost choked to death on a piece…but I’m spiteful…STILL HERE!!
November 28th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Chickie: One battle, my friend. The war is still being fought.
NFH: You have no idea.
AbbaGirl: I’m way too dainty for any such thing.
TheMom: I’ll be sure to chew.
November 28th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
HIRE ME. HIRE ME NOW.
Just kidding.
November 28th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
I’m looking for a job, can I work with you?
November 28th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
The post-it gag is awesome, but I think putting up words on the image is cheating. So I say your mugging with broccoli, in a pure visual sense, still wins
November 28th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Now that I work mostly from home, this makes me miss working in an office with normal people.
November 28th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
I’m with TL. Can I work there, too?
I’ll handle your collections and backcharge letters!