You NEED to know this.
At 4:30am, after being woken up to break up a viscious catfight outside (Between cats, boys, not between bikini-clad college women, or whatever the hell your sick mind thought), I discovered that I can simultaneously poop AND relace my blue Pumas with fat (not phat, tho' they are) white replacements.
In fact, it's a convenient combination of activities.
Love to all. Even you, the newspaper delivery guy who fell asleep at the wheel, car in gear, music blaring, a tendril of spit falling from his chin.
In fact, it's a convenient combination of activities.
Love to all. Even you, the newspaper delivery guy who fell asleep at the wheel, car in gear, music blaring, a tendril of spit falling from his chin.
9 Comments:
Men!
Women multitask on the loo all the time. ;P
We do?
...Well SOME of us just concentrate on one thing at a time.
...although I DO like to spin the toilet paper roll...hehe...fuuun
i did not need to know that.
Lisa: Maybe I confused "need" with "want."
2Vamp: Hey, man, we're doing our best.
Anne: My kittens unspool the whole thing from time to time.
Ummmm... i did not WANT to know that.
Great, but can you shave your legs, clip your toenails , get dressed and put on mascara too? LOL
Nope. I call for a repost. You did not seriously just say that.
You are a funny, funny man!
Wow! That takes pure talent! : )
C
Whatever happened to the old way of... reading while your other part of the body worked on its own?
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