Hey, Mom and Dad: Matthew 7:17-20

Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit.
A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them - Matthew 7:17-20

If my parents would read this and get it, then they'd know how I feel about them, and how they should feel about me. Because I'm some tasty-ass fruit.

Love to all. Even you, the old dude who gave Maggie the finger this morning.