Things not to say to your wife.
Maggie and I were discussing my oldest son. He's a cellist, a high-level skateboarder, and digs soccer. I mentioned that he's got both the artsy-thing and the athletic thing going and said "Man, this kid is going to get laid so much."
Note to self: don't say that again. Ever.
Love to all.
Note to self: don't say that again. Ever.
Love to all.

16 Comments:
Um. Yeh. Don't say that.
That's my boy!
But its so true!
If I ever have a son I soooo want him to be a chick magnet....as long as he doens't get any of them pregnant.
I would rather have the brooding genius son who doesn't get any until he's off to college, but then makes up for it. I don't think I could handle the teenage girls swarming my household when I'm 45-50.
Lmao - yeap probably not the right thing to say to a mum, Funny though.
Oh FINALLY a man who understands one aspect of women. Our children are NOT EVER allowed to engage in grown up activities!!!!
Haha, funny, but so true. Probably not the best thing to have said to your wife though, I'll give you that much. :D
Yeah, probably not a good thing. Although, it's probably true. Love your site!
What were you thinking man? (Though you're totally right) Your son is a rare breed. Most are one or the other.
As the father of four daughters I know two things:
1. What you say about your son is true.
2. Keep you son away from my daughters.
As a husband I know another thing:
1. Those kinds of insights are best kept to one's self.
Heh. That's so, so funny.
Been there. Said that. Also never tell your wife it good to have goals if she says she wants to look like shania Twain. Trust me.
Oh, man. I'm so happy other people are as dumb as me, and not afraid to tell me.
Doug is SO right. As Chris Rock puts it, with daughters, you just wanna keep 'em off the pole. (As in exotic dancing)
I don't think that's too bad of a thing to say.
My wife keeps telling me that if the boys are anything like me they'll be chained in the basement...
Heh! That was funny.
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