Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Things not to say to your wife.

Maggie and I were discussing my oldest son. He's a cellist, a high-level skateboarder, and digs soccer. I mentioned that he's got both the artsy-thing and the athletic thing going and said "Man, this kid is going to get laid so much."

Note to self: don't say that again. Ever.

Love to all.

16 Comments:

Lisa said...

Um. Yeh. Don't say that.

9:15 PM  
ITS said...

That's my boy!

10:09 PM  
YummY! said...

But its so true!

If I ever have a son I soooo want him to be a chick magnet....as long as he doens't get any of them pregnant.

12:25 AM  
Alex said...

I would rather have the brooding genius son who doesn't get any until he's off to college, but then makes up for it. I don't think I could handle the teenage girls swarming my household when I'm 45-50.

1:04 AM  
Sarah said...

Lmao - yeap probably not the right thing to say to a mum, Funny though.

4:23 AM  
debambam said...

Oh FINALLY a man who understands one aspect of women. Our children are NOT EVER allowed to engage in grown up activities!!!!

8:22 AM  
Mafia Princess said...

Haha, funny, but so true. Probably not the best thing to have said to your wife though, I'll give you that much. :D

9:36 AM  
Lee said...

Yeah, probably not a good thing. Although, it's probably true. Love your site!

10:54 AM  
Leon said...

What were you thinking man? (Though you're totally right) Your son is a rare breed. Most are one or the other.

11:44 AM  
Doug Worgul said...

As the father of four daughters I know two things:

1. What you say about your son is true.

2. Keep you son away from my daughters.

As a husband I know another thing:

1. Those kinds of insights are best kept to one's self.

12:05 PM  
Jay said...

Heh. That's so, so funny.

1:00 PM  
Useless Man said...

Been there. Said that. Also never tell your wife it good to have goals if she says she wants to look like shania Twain. Trust me.

4:46 PM  
Rich | Championable said...

Oh, man. I'm so happy other people are as dumb as me, and not afraid to tell me.

4:57 PM  
Belinda said...

Doug is SO right. As Chris Rock puts it, with daughters, you just wanna keep 'em off the pole. (As in exotic dancing)

9:07 PM  
Dads Tough Day said...

I don't think that's too bad of a thing to say.

My wife keeps telling me that if the boys are anything like me they'll be chained in the basement...

9:05 AM  
Zube Girl said...

Heh! That was funny.

9:33 AM  

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