Sick math: updated.

50 guests + 1 daughter who threw up 6 times last night + 1 son with diarrhea + 1 wife who isn't feeling well = Rich making lots of phone calls to cancel tonight's holiday party.

Unless everyone makes a miraculous morning recovery, that is.

Love to all. Even you, the folks who didn't RSVP so we don't know who to call.

UPDATE: I've called everyone I know who was coming, or who was on the maybe list. I wonder who'll show up tonight? Yikes.